ABOUT MAGAMAN

MAGA-Man comes from a country on another planet and never applied for citizenship. But he will not be deported, and not just because he has laser vision, but because he purchased one of President Trump’s coveted 5 million dollar Instant Citizenship crypto coins! Plus, he’s White!

Do you think slavery was a hoax? Do you believe that critics of Trump should be deported? Should people who write op-ed pieces against genocide be taken from their families and shipped off to a Salvadoran death camp? Are you a Fox News contributor?

If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you could have a job running the US government!

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